Sunday, October 11, 2009

Code Switching

"Oh my gawd I cant freakin remember what was goin on when me and Ligea, like, hooked up. It was so long ago you know. And I just blacked out or maybe like because really she was like so freaking hot and super smart and like super amazing that like I didn't even realize we were doing that on the couch you know"
-Neil's response as a "typical" teenage girl

My response as a more classy type teenage boy:

Oh my goodness, I have no idea was happened the night that I met Ligea. It was so long ago that it is hard to remember, or maybe it's hard to recall because I think I fell in love with her. She was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and she was smart too. It was like I was in a whole new world, and when I came back to the real world her beautiful lips were on mine.


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